Distinguish between : Airplane & Women

Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
Airplanes don't object to a preflight...

kudos(1) | visits(19) | comments(3) | May 17, 08  

A Perfect Story

Once upon a time, a
perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they
had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One
snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this...

visits(7) | May 17, 08  

Lead Life Like a Pencil...

Being a avid reader i stumbled upon a book named 'Like the Flowing River' by Paulo Coelho. There I found a interesting story about how we must live Life like a Pencil !! Wondering how read...

kudos(1) | visits(9) | comments(1) | Apr 23, 08  

Her Domination

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the
men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men
that...

kudos(1) | visits(14) | comments(1) | Apr 22, 08  

Proof that women are problems

visits(10) | comments(1) | Apr 21, 08  

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two
new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.
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kudos(4) | visits(111) | comments(6) | Sep 25, 07  

Books That Changed My Life!!!!

Books that changed my life...Lets start with the inside. The following book will really mak you understand the power within you.The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari - by Robin SharmaEveryone loves a good...

kudos(1) | visits(21) | comments(2) | Aug 26, 07  

Three Friendly Deaths

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and
family are mourning over you, what would you like to...

kudos(2) | visits(81) | comments(3) | Aug 17, 07  

Try these conversation starters....

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.There are men in Guam...

kudos(5) | visits(85) | comments(9) | Aug 16, 07  

Ten ways to get ditched!!!

Leave love letters from old girlfriends on your bedside tableNever flush the toiletForget her birthdayTell her that you don’t believe in marriage (doubly effective if you are married)Tell her that...

kudos(1) | visits(33) | comments(1) | Aug 16, 07  

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